My Superbowl Joke!!!

[ACE-ACE]

A MAN ARRIVED AT THE GATES OF HEAVAN. I'M GLAD TO BE HERE,BUT I'M CURIOUS AS TO WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE, .....HE SAID.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT "ST PETER SAID....YOU CAN SEE HELL BEFORE YOU ENTER....
HE LED THE MAN TO AN ELEVATOR....
AN HOUR LATER,THE DOORS OPENED ON A FROZEN WASTELAND. PEERING THOUGH THE BLIZZARD,THE MAN SAW HUGE MOUNTAINS OF ICE. SHIVERING.HE PUSHED FOR THE BUTTON FOR HEAVEN.....
I THOUGHT HELL WOULD BE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE,HE SAID TO ST. PETER, BUT ALL I SAW WAS SNOW AND ICE. IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THAT???

"SNOW AND ICE HUH?" ST PETER SAID "I GUESS THE DETROIT LOINS FINALLY WON THE SUPER BOWL." :biglaugh:

DO YOU HAVE ONE?

 

[Grogan]

After John Elway dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Bronco's banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your house, John. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says.

Elway looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Green Bay Packer flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Packer banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Brett Favre gets a mansion with new Green Bay banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Brett's house," God says. "That's mine."

 

[savannahslim]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sport event in the world, and not use it ?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at her funeral." :monsters-